That EuroMillions Jackpot

No one won tonight's EuroMillions jackpot of £154million, which means that this coming Friday a mind-boggling £166million will be up for grabs. I'm happy, sad and feel slightly sick about this..

My own ticket, despite spending a tenner on, only brought me in a measly £2.80, but I do wonder how the chap I sold £200's worth of tickets got on... Obviously, he didn't win the jackpot, but if he won nothing, I wouldn't like to be sitting in the passenger seat of his Lamborghini for very long..

£166,000,000... It's almost too much isn't it? Everyone's had that little daydream. Wondering what you would do with all that money... Let's face it, in reality, you wouldn't only be winning £166,000,000... You would also be gaining over £7,000,000 a year interest from your bank account... My 'zero' key has stopped working..

If I won the money, the first thing I would do is go out and buy my Dad an Aston Martin. A brand new Aston Martin Virage V12, in black, and probably buy one for myself aswell before bringing it home and throwing the keys at him. I would envisage that I hadn't even told him I'd won and see the delight, surprise and tears in his eyes as he took me for a spin in his brand new motor! It is Father Mitten's dream to one day, own an Aston Martin...

In the long term, I would obviously buy myself a new house, with a built in golf course, a tennis court or 4 and a super-club with my own office where I can watch people partying whilst helping myself to free Jack Daniels and Jagermeister. I could employ my friends who are looking for work, as I am too greedy to give them any money myself, and sit back and relax. I don't think I would go to University either, as there would be no need to go and get a degree. No need to put yourself under needless pressure from coursework and exams. I could easily party without the hard work!

I would also go on at least a few holidays aswell. After purchasing the new passport I need, I would first go to somewhere exotic like Barbados or The Maldives for a fortnight, before going to somewhere random like New Zealand or Canada before buying me and all of my friends an elongated holiday in a party capital like Ibiza or Malia. I would plan to buy all the drinks of every round and flash the cash. Why not?

Even so, I can easily imagine that amount of money absolutely ruining a person. I mean, I wouldn't see myself going down the drugs route for example, but I reckon I may become a bit cocky and extravagent, and no one likes an arrogant bastard, do they?

Saying that, if I win on Friday, (A VERY BIG IF), I wouldn't exactly be complaining...