Laptop Heaven

My laptop is being anything but "heavenly". I have a huge list of virus's on my screen at the moment, (89 in total), including trojans, worms, malware, adware and something called a Backlog..? My laptop is also trying to get me to use a security package called SecuriTool which I'm convinced is also a virus as it asks for my account number and sort code. If I had the speakers turned on, I wouldn't be surprised if a nigerian accent came out of them - almost like Mr Agdeagdegwenyu or whatever his name was, from Fonejacker.

So, my laptop is on its way out so this blog may well become less updated in the next few weeks until we either get it properly repaired or ship out a lot of money for a brand new one, (which to be fair is highly unlikely). We are both looking for jobs however, and the internet is the most likely source of finding this, so maybe a brand new one wouldn't be such a bad idea? I live in hope. Talking of jobs, I didn't get it. That one I was waiting for weeks to find out whether I had got it? Do you remember? I don't blame you. I didn't get it. There goes my chance at getting a job until I win the lottery and I'm able to insure the car. But seeing as I'd have won the lottery, I wouldn't need a job. I'm never getting a job. Yay.

16 days until I leave for Manchester however. Something to look forward to. I'm fairly sure I will have enough money to have a good time and quite frankly I can't wait!

That's it for now. I'm convinced the laptop is just going to catch fire and burn on my legs any minute so before I lose this incredibly long post and an enourmous 10 minutes worth of typing, I shall leave. If I don't make an appearance for a while, the laptop is dead. Not me.

Ciao x