Monday 21 June 2010

It Takes Skill

It takes skill to design a car from scratch. It takes skill to be a Premier League striker or win the Golden Boot at the World Cup. It takes skill to build a robot or a computer or build a business up from scratch. It even takes skill to be a carpenter or a plumber and it also takes skill to PISS ME RIGHT OFF!

That's right. I'm annoyed and there is only one person to blame. Given that most of my recent posts have been about this human abomination, you already know who it is.

Seriously, he is now topping my, nicely short list, of people I absolutely hate. There are only 2 others and those are a certain blond-haired cricketer who is the smuggest and cockiest person on the planet, who also attempted to break my leg playing football last season and also my ex-boss who refused to pay me money I had earned. How he can top a list ahead of those 2 I do not know, but he does. Aswell as being annoying, slow and all the other things I listed in my last post, you can also add "Bloody Well Patronising".

"Can you waste this for me through the till, do you know how to do that?" Of course I bloody well do, I do it every bloomin' day you ridiculous ape! I'm the one that has to tell you how to give a refund and swipe a gift card even though you have been here for longer than me! "Can you go and mop the floor because I have a bad back". What absolute bollocks! I didn't and he was the one that got slated for it in the morning, and rightly so. I can't wait to see the back of him and frankly I'd rather work with Jose Mourinho or Daffy Duck.

Added to my disgust, I've got to go to work again at 2. Only 4 hours, but I'm going to be in a foul mood later. When I accepted the overtime I saw it as an opportunity to gain more money for the holiday which is in roughly 3 weeks, (wow!), but now, I see it as an opportunity to gain sleep lost. I need a mocha. Sigh...

Still, I've got a mini-reunion curry to look forward to and then a round of golf tomorrow with 'The Angry Leg Spinner'. Things to look forward to.. They seem so far away.. I cannot believe I've got to wake up at 12:45 for something that isn't cricket. I'm going to struggle big time.. Help meeeee!

Cya x

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