Monday 9 August 2010

Deck Him!

Today and tonight have been full of arguments, disagreements and downright dangerous actions all resulting in shouting and maybe a little of pushing and shoving if things got over the top.

It all started at the scene of one of the most gentlemanly sports on the planet, cricket. Our usual Sunday game was fairly comfortable for us, winning by 5 wickets, however, towards the end, one of our players was run out by someone in the deep who then, (allegedly), went over and shouted at this batsman's mother who was on the boundary, sparking huge scenes of rage. Apparently some ... interesting ... words were said and I honestly thought a huge bundle was about to break out. The old refereeing skills came in handy but things were still incredibly heated as he drove off into the sunset.

On to tonight, I was expecting the usual couple of hardcore alcoholics asking to buy alcohol in the early hours and tonight was no exception, however, I wasn't expecting one person to threaten to punch me while his mate shouted, "Deck 'Im", from the other side of the store.. I remained calm. Nothing phases me these days... almost.. but luckily, some Police turned up wanting their customary free coffee and the trouble subsided. Made it more eventful I suppose. I would like to point out at this point also that 'The Wall', (not mentioned for a record amount of time..), was not present as his mysterious wife that I didn't even know he had gave birth this afternoon. Congratulations to him. Let's just hope he doesn't become half as annoying as his Dad. This may will mean we won't be seeing him for a couple of weeks which is a massive result!

Someone also got arrested in store for an alleged assault that happened weeks ago, but you don't want to hear about that.

I don't know why I come on here after Sunday nights because I'm usually ready to drop dead. However, I have 4 days off, which will clearly fly by, and I have a spare bit of cash in the kitty to spend.. I hope it's a good week. For Mitten's sake.

Ciao x

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