Its A New Year

Woop de fookin' woop! A new year and a new start but I now realise that God won't be so forgiving simply because the year has changed. Ok, its the start of a new decade, and I will be 28 the next time that happens - but I really do feel now that things won't just change overnight.

Last night was half a success. Other than the utterly ridiculous photos and a few rather offensive texts, it was quite good and rather a lot of alcohol was consumed. I would also like to add that the time as I am typing this is 3:39am and I am typing in the dark.. I cannot sleep.

This was much like last night in fact where I rolled in the door, (not literally cos Im not a fat git), at 5:30am and didn't get to sleep for a long time as I was feeling sick and shaking uncontrollably. Whether this was the effect of the cold, Red Bull or my shocking life is yet to be known, but anyone who thinks its the latter really does need his head screwed on. If you can't sleep at 6am cos ur life is rubbish you might aswell go and jump off the nearest multi-storey right here right now.. Hang on... that was me a few weeks back.. Ah.. I take that back!

At this very moment in time, (bear in mind the whole of the UK should really be asleep) I am lying here as awake as ever listening to Pixie Lott.. thats LISTENING not WATCHING.. she is hot though.. What am I doing blabbering on about nothing..?

I enjoy being random sometimes. E.g. Dick Cheney and Popeye share an ice cream factory from Pizza Hut in Basingstoke at midnight while the ducks fight over a bonbon on the street 5 miles away. What the hell? Ahhhh!

Back to reality, (I like that song), there really isn't a lot happening in my life at the moment. I would like to get a job soon as I don't have enough money to run the Mittenmobile which is a real shame. Obviously, when I get a job I would give anything to be unemployed again - but I am never happy. Clearly. I want to carry on typing but I am running out of things to say.

As this is the case, I shall briefly discuss last night. As said before, a lot of drink was consumed - mainly alcohol related - and a lot of drunken pictures were taken, (see fb for details) and a few embarrassing tales were told the day after.. The one thing that really surprised me though was how I apparently sent a few hazardous texts to people who found it offensive. 1) i cannot remember doing this and 2) i am not usually personally offensive to people i know. This is not good and once again I apologise to all the people that fell under this category, although you are about as likely to read this as I am likely to feature in the next Ashes Series. Boy.. Im running out of things to say...

The last week of the decade held a few surprises, mostly about people's love lives, but this isn't the main issue here. The main issue is that life holds surprises that you don't expect to be there.

I promise to finish waffling by the end of this song times 2, (8 minutes 12 seconds).

I would like to say one more meaningful thing however before I leave you to do whatever you are doing and maybe I will go to sleep as Ive got to be up in 5 hours.. When you are 12, the main concern is whether your English teacher will find out you haven't put in 100% effort on the old homework. 6 years on, my main concern is am I actually going to see the turn of the next decade before I become another statistic and fall another victim of depression. This outcome has occurred to me, and like I have said, life throws a lot of surprises in my general direction.. Don't worry however, I feel fine.

I feel like I could go on forever. What else do I want to say that will bug me if I forget to write it down? Erm... can't think of anything so instead of writing a random thing like I have above. I will leave a message. See below.

One more tiny thing, even though you are not officially following this blog, I know you read it occasionally. When you read this, I would like to let you know that you have been a fantastic friend to me over the last couple of years. You've helped me through the hard times by lending a ear and I really do appreciate it. You are a popular person and rightly so, thank you so very much. Initials of this person: CW a.k.a Monkey. He knows who he is. Thankyou.